Summer has arrived! And with it troupes of people filling the beaches and swimming pools of hotels all around the world.
White sand, beautiful crystal water that is just the right temperature, tanned bodies, sunglasses and an aura of relax. Paradisical. But wait a minute! What is that earthquake coming into the picture and making it a bit less ideal? Oh yes, here comes the storm.
Who am I talking about, you ask?
I'm speaking about certain members of the opposite sex (yes, I'm looking at you guys) that think wearing Speedos and sunglasses that clearly belong on a rave is somehow acceptable.
It's not just the fact that the look generates visual contamination in an era where we are all trying to be conscious about the environment. No. It's also that I know you think you are killing it out there but you are not. Trust me. You are not. And I wouldn't want a good amount of men out and about on vacation looking any less than the best they could.
Why would you wear a pair of Speedos that belong in the darkest corners of the 90s when there are so many trendy shorts out there you can choose from?
Why the Tony Soprano sunglasses when you could choose a classic model of shades that can carry you from the hotel to the beach, to the cocktail hour?
I know it's not all of you, but it seems to be a trend extended enough to feel familiar to mostly everyone.
Please, I beg you, leave that attire at home. Your partners or prospective ones, will thank you!
Stay tuned for a more informative post on beachwear for the boys.
I hope you have a fantastic weekend!
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